Shishkabob

A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.

Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!

by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 25, 2010

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Shishkabob

When a female simultaneously takes two dicks from two fairly tall men, one in the mouth and one in the ass, and is lifted off of the ground due to their height. Not the be confused with the "Rotisserie Chicken", which is the same act with the addition of the men spinning the girl once she is airborne.

Tom: Did you bang that girl last night?
Jack: Yeah, Lou and I shishkabobed the fuck out of her!

by GJS813 October 8, 2016

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Shishkabob

A very intimate, part-physical, part-mental connection that is found between two people. It is a link between the closest of friends. It is a connection that is difficult for others to understand.

Zack: Dude you wanna hang out tonight?

Brandon: I was just about to suggest the same thing! SHISHKABOB!!

Zack: SHISHKABOB!!!

Claire: I don't understand...

Brandon: We are shishkabob. You won't get it

by hawkowlnelson October 28, 2011

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human shishkabob

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 2, 2010

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Shishkabob Snackin

A term used to describe the act of a woman performing fellatio.

Girl: Im pretty hungry tonight. Wanna go out and grab something to eat?

Guy: Hell no, why would you want to go out when you could stay here and start Shishkabob Snackin?

by Rog Law July 30, 2008

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