Canadian Shish-Kabob 

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

Canadian Shish-Kabob by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

norwegian shish kebab 

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

norwegian shish kebab by ElongD69 January 25, 2018

Shish-keboob 

the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric

Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - this bra is going in the garbage.

Shish-keboob by Civixen March 7, 2008

Shish kebab 

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

Shish kebab by KEBABboi June 30, 2018

Jamaican Shish Kabob 

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.

That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!

Jamaican Shish Kabob by RickySpanish20 December 31, 2014

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Bepistani shish kebab 

When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows

"Damn! Timmy sure did a Bepistani shish kebab

Bepistani shish kebab by Laptevograd hood thugshaker June 14, 2022