ShitBox 360

The proper name for Microsoft's Xbox 360, addressing it's non-impressive hardware, pricey downloads, and infamous game destroyer, The Red Ring of Death.

John: What's wrong with you, Bill?

Bill: My Xbox 360 got the Red Ring of Death for the fourth time. I sent it in to Mircosoft.

John: What? I thought you sold that ShitBox 360. Buy a PS3 or a Wii, man.

by DaFunnyMan69 August 5, 2009

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa July 30, 2008

shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.

Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.

by catspleen January 16, 2003

shitbox

A car of poor quality or condition.

My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.

by NICK3189 May 23, 2007

shitbox

1. An automobile that is in poor condition.
2. An automobile that is prone to breaking down frequently. See cadillac

Did you see that shitbox he was driving?

by theseeker July 10, 2003

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

shitbox-sheila

a australian woman who takes part in the act of anal sex frequently.

most western suburb women (you might say to your friends..look at (those shit-box she/lars)

by swede January 1, 2004