shitwank

Defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.

Dude, i totally shitwanked over you the other night

by Hitokiri Neo December 22, 2008

shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

Shipwank

A Shipwank is a shipper who is a fan of a certain pairing and will forcefully try and change someone else's beliefs and opinions, Often been seen making hate or ANTI propaganda in a really disrespectful way and who do not have any regards for other peoples feelings.

Bill: "I support Naruhina"
Jenna: "Well don't, cause it's a stupid paring, no one likes it, and it doesn't make sense. Narusaku is much better"
Bill: "Stop being such a damn Shipwank would you"

by SonozakiHaruhi July 9, 2010

shitewank

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

by gigacannon January 20, 2007

Shiwanker

it means name of lord shiva

shiwanker given name as meaning of third eye of lord shiva,

by max1234oxox November 24, 2021

shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011