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shinkle

The act of stabbing someone is in a serious manner
We are in prison so I will shinkle you
by Draco_sp November 29, 2022
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Shinkle

A very bad action.
A person of idiotic actions,or ur mom
"Thats a shinkl thong to do man ...u suk"
" Ur so shinkle man, ur just so stupid."
by Jommy-N July 10, 2003
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Shinkle

To shinkle - the combination of shake and sprinkle.
Shinkle some cinnamon and sugar on your cupcakes icing
by The luck of the Irish March 3, 2017
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Shinkle

She shinkled all over the bathroom wall, assuming it was just going to be a fart.
by PushingThirty January 21, 2013
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Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.
Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.
by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020
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norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.
Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"
by recharge88888 November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.
County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.
by Scottula November 23, 2020
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