Shinesty

A brand that really cares about getting you laid, Shinesty is dedicated to making sure you look good and feel good, and your privates are happy. Wearing their underwear is having your little man grapes nuzzled in a hammock of heavenly softness, or your sausage wallet wrapped in cottony bliss.

I really need to get some more ball hammock underwear from Shinesty!

by Tony22887 December 29, 2021

Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots

My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!

by Annie RU OK December 29, 2021

Shinesty

An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).

Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!

by MischiefMaker121 December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤

If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes

I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.

No heat rash, or sticky funk for us, we're wearing our favorite shinesty.

by Cooleen83 January 01, 2022