shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitprick

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.

rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.

by juancarlos December 23, 2005

Smerick

The combination of the words small + dick said really fast. Used towards people with higher authority.

You smerick
Stop being such a smerick
You have a smerick
Smerick, dont try.

by Aprkitpilarlar June 10, 2009

Shmeric

A breed of friend that gets very drunk, and is extremely inappropriate and awkward, often insulting everyone in the vicinity, and ruining any chances of a hook up.

That guy's such a dick when he gets drunk; he's such a Shmeric.

by Shmeric December 10, 2008

Shaderick

Shaderick is the cutest boy you've ever seem. Some people don't like him but they do once they get to know him. He stays with his group of friends and gets along with mostly everyone.

Nice Person is Shaderick

by Shaesterness June 11, 2010

simrick

If you know a Simrick chances are she’s so vegan and absolutely HATES chicken. She has immense skills when it comes to TikTok dances and is so funny-especially when it comes to memes. Simrick’s hate their history teachers that don’t let them sit next to their friends. A Simrick is a great friend, so if you know one get that vegan friendship.

Person 1: I’m vegan now!!
Person 2: why I thought you loved meat?
Person 1: Simrick just taught me the benefits of veganism

Simrick: hehehe

by Sherlockw January 22, 2020

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005