shisaster

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

by adjowah January 4, 2006

shizzaster

Noun. Similar in meaning to the word 'disaster', as they are both used when discussing calamitous occasions, however a 'shizzaster' is more gangsta.

Person A: Oh, boy... I just spilled my soda!
Person B: What a shizzaster!!!

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008

Sidemaster

A master at driving while getting blowjob

He is a sidemaster

by NanoDoesaLittleTroling July 21, 2022

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.

“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”

by cardman December 9, 2008

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016