shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

Shwaded

The term refers to the infusion of the words smoking and faded - shwaded.

Yoo I was completely shwaded last night.

by FLVCKO WAS HERE January 10, 2019

SHmaded

To be beyond stoned.

“Yo I’m totally shmaded”

by Mattymickiben March 29, 2019

Dicki Shaded

To stab someone in the back or to be two faced.

Yeah, I was with her for like 6 months, But she was dicki shaded. So I had to let her go.

Dont holla at that girl. I heard she's dicki shaded.

That was dicki shaded.

by CUTLESS September 9, 2006

Shaded

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.

Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.

by barrington3 March 4, 2015