Sheeted

To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...

Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"

by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011

Sheperdeded

Stemming from the climax of the game Modern Warfare 2, the term Sheperdeded means to be killed by having a knife thrown into the eye socket. The term can also be used as a blanket adjective to describe any situation where one is unarguably fucked.

"General Sheperd was sheperdeded in the end of MW2"

"That kid got sheperdeded when he fell off the roof onto the table saw"

by mikegjoes April 22, 2010

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

One-Sheeted

To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."

by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011

shepeating

The act of a woman restating (either exactly or with some modification) the ideas of a man soon after he has expressed them. Typically, the woman will make these statements as though she were their original source.

His boss was just shepeating his plan to save the company money.

by ITJane September 28, 2017

slip sheeted

Switching out sheets in a Contract documents set that have already been assembled with updated information.

I do have two sheets with minor changes, due to a gas conversation with the General Contractor. How would you like those slip sheeted?

by K Shnizzle May 21, 2018

Brown sheeted

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.

I caught that nigga brown sheeted.

by Wangjawn December 2, 2018