Shelgoat creed

Shelgoat Creed is the greatest racecar driver ever. He OWNS fraudulent drivers like Dale earnhardt, Richard petty, jimie johnson airton sena & Lewis FRAUDmilton. Every single driver go to sleep dreaming about being Shelgoat Creed and when they wake up they apologize.
Shelgoat Creed is the driver with most wins in SST history. He is also the 2018 ARCA champion & 2020 NASCAR GANDER RV & OUTDOORS TRUCK SERIES CHAMPION

Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELGOAT CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELGOAT CREED!!

by SHELGOAT CREED January 30, 2023

Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

by Jerry Gergich December 21, 2010

Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019

Seldovia SteamShovel

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018

Cosmo Sheldrake

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.

"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."

by lugosithefae June 19, 2019

Sheldoner

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.

Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.

by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011

Shelbows

A continuation of the shoulders over the elbows. Similar to "cankles," but on the arm.

This phenomenon occurs when the fatty portion of the shoulder is too much to contain to the upper arm alone, thus it overlaps the elbow and continues on the forearm. It is possible for this to continue all the way to the hand, as with 'cankles.'

"Her shelbows looked like the end of a hot dog sticking out of the bun."

by RachellaDiBeckius November 10, 2007