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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
mugGet the If your aunt had a penis she'd be your unclemug.

she'd

when you've been she'd it refers to you saying something and the other answers with "that's what she said".
girl 1: holy sh*t thats big

boy 1: thats what she said

girl 1: uhh i've been she'd
by Tufts University America August 1, 2023
mugGet the she'dmug.

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