shmasturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

by Matthew Kessler October 22, 2013

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

Shitsturbating

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting

Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.

by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018