shartle

To shart your pants from being startled

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

by B. Kiser January 25, 2011

shartle

Past tense of shitle, or one who shitles. See shitle.

Rich: Man, you shartle food from everyone!
Nick: I know.

by Jooce September 7, 2005

Shartle

When you startle someone so hard, they shart. May occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.

"RIP Shartle 2014"
"Dude, I shartled so hard yesterday."

by DefinitionGirl September 20, 2014

Shartle

When you have to shit in a bag because your to obese to shit in a toilet

Get me a Wallgreens bag, I need to shartle!

by Xtufer December 4, 2013

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Shartle

chortling with laughter so hard you shit a little

Her joke was so funny that I shartled.

by GratedGinger April 8, 2020

Shartle

To have a HUGE shart mixed with green and yellow. Also a term used to say you sharted before getting to the toilet.

My son told me that he shartled later on after eating corn and guacamole.

by El Caballero October 14, 2019