sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

Shatenfoid

German, for feeling good about yourself when your enemies anus has been violated.

I now feel shatenfoid after my enemy was raped last week.

by james karmichael May 4, 2009

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

Sharene

The most beautiful, sexy girl in the world. So extreamly sweet and makes you feel like you are the most important loved thing in the world. With the biggest heart. Her arms are so warm and safe and she is the best thing to cuddle at night. Lips so soft and kissable. Sharene has the bestest smile and best curves. You'll want a Sharene every minute of everyday.

One- Man that gurl is dang fine!
Two- Nah, nothing like a Sharene!

by :) ilydell February 6, 2010

Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

by Allan1297 September 8, 2015