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When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.
Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.
by mrausch May 31, 2009
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accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.
'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!
by Tyny September 30, 2008
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When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.
"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"
by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016
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When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.
Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted
by Super_Arj September 30, 2007
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When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
by Allan1297 September 08, 2015
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