Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shitathon

When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.

Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.

by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

shaftaphone

When your cock is shaped like a 🎷

Would lile to suck on my shaftaphone

by Shaftaphone October 3, 2018

Shardation

The mass amounts of shards in or on the aperatious of ones choice to ingest one way or another

That coffee is full of shardation

by DawnNichole#1* March 29, 2021

Shawgathon

A way to say "Bro,dawg,shawg,zawg,shblawg."

Shawgathon really tripped💀
bro decided to runa shawgathon instead of a marathon💀

by Exirvity September 11, 2023

Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

by 3dPulP November 4, 2012

shardation nation

state of having to take a poop
the bathroom

I am in shardation nation right now, and it keeps on comin.

by ctadams May 26, 2006