sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

smarterest

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis

im smarterest than you are

by simbahahah January 11, 2010

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

Shipperest

Its like being racist except to people who ship different things. Like Elounor shippers might be shipperest to Larry shipper s by saying that Larry is a load of shit and isnt real even though it obviously is. Or Haylor shippers (not that any of them even exist because if you did ship haylor a. you need serious mental help and b. you have no idea how to ship the right people together.) disrespecting Harry Styles with someone else.

It is also disrespecting other peoples opinions on who they ship (like thier OTP (Never offend anyones OTP because you could end up dead, or worse).

No one should be shipperest because everyone deserves an opinion (even though their opinions could be wrong)

Elounor shipper: Larry shippers are bitches (being shipperest)
or
Larry shippers: Elounor shippers obviously don't know who to ship (again, being shipperest)
or
Haylor shippers (like I said they are very rare people): Any one who ship Harry and (insert any name) have no common sense (even though Harry is better off without Taylor because she was a bitch to him) (being the most shipperest of all)

by Twerk It Hazza May 30, 2013

smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.

Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!

by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018