sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.

"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"

by elliotiguess February 10, 2022

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sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

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sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

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On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)

Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

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Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred

by CM Joker December 15, 2009

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Shared Apartment

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".

I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

by Pride rock concrete meme team July 20, 2021

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