Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

Starvulated

To be so hungry one is willing to eat literally anything and think it tastes like ambrosia.

I'm so starvulated this Nacho Cheese Doritos Slurpee is really hitting the spot!

I'm so starvulated these deepfried live maggots taste like heaven!

Man, this chili cheese grapefruit is AMAZING, wanna bite?

by Jayne Err August 16, 2011

shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016

sharticulates

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

Sparkulate

To speculate after lighting up a joint.

I have a lot on my mind, so I'm going to sit back, light up, sparkulate the meaning of life, the universe, everything.

by Kibblet November 14, 2010

shaqulate

When a man ejaculates a giant load of semen as if there dick is the size of Shaq's.

"I destroyed this girl's pussy and when I pulled out, I shaqulated so hard on her face."

by littlesyd September 1, 2015