Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016
Get the Strawberry Shortdick mug.The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a
lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
by Bindywindy June 10, 2014
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"Rather than being a pushover, he implemented a level of stradickery while negotiating that contract."
"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."
"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."
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A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.
The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.
The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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Everybody needs a Sharadiya in their life.
Fun fact: if you have a Sharadiya, you don't have to pay for therapy.
Fun fact: if you have a Sharadiya, you don't have to pay for therapy.
by HereLiesAQueen May 7, 2020
Get the Sharadiya mug.A "shermdick" is a guy who dates a girl who is way to hott for him and in return he lets her run his life.
A "shermdick" also has several distinct features related to this that are very obvious. Similar to a toolbox.
A "shermdick" also has several distinct features related to this that are very obvious. Similar to a toolbox.
by vocabking December 27, 2008
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