Shopgasmic

A shopping locale so incredible it is the equivalent of an orgasm.

This boutique is awesome!! It's shopgasmic!

by Miss Emily Kelley June 4, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

stargasmic

having star qualities and being orgasmic at the same time.

that girl is very stargasmic. check out www.myspace.com/djstargrl

by stargasmic August 5, 2009

showgasmic

A movie, show, or other type of production that is so good that you practically have an orgasm.

"Chicago" was so showgasmic! I think I was just devirginized by a movie!

by Amy March 31, 2003

shaqgasm

a phenomenon that occurs whenever one witnesses Shaquille O'Neal beat the shit out of several people using his Shaq Fu while advertising several products, grab one of their asses, dunk the last one into a garbage can, then roar like a t-rex
Example: youtube
/watch?v=HBEOxvRdxMs

The link above includes a shaqgasm.

by HyaenusDominae February 13, 2010

Shaqtastic

Really, see REALLY, REALLY OWNED.

omeg!! SHAQTASTIC!!!!!!!1

by Little Ben November 11, 2003