Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
by FjordIsABaller April 18, 2014
by Rozma December 02, 2012
by TopNotchTopHat May 05, 2014
A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.
by That guy that has nothing else June 11, 2017
The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"
"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."
"Oh...you mean a Shap."
"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."
"Oh...you mean a Shap."
by FreshFromDenver January 10, 2008
Stands for She Has A Penis. Used to point out a girl with a man-ish apeal. Also used as a noun. When used as a noun it means a girl who might have a penis or looks like a man
by shapisawesome April 22, 2011
by Bryan12345 May 09, 2014