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SHAP

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!
by FjordIsABaller April 19, 2014
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Shapping

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?
by Rozma December 6, 2012
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Shap

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."
by TopNotchTopHat May 5, 2014
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Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.
"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."
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Shap

The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

"Oh...you mean a Shap."
by FreshFromDenver January 9, 2009
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Shap

Stands for She Has A Penis. Used to point out a girl with a man-ish apeal. Also used as a noun. When used as a noun it means a girl who might have a penis or looks like a man
Shap at 12 o'clock!

My new boss looks like a Shap.
by shapisawesome May 13, 2011
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Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.
Last night we got so shapped
by Bryan12345 May 9, 2014
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