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shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.
Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.
by Rico2112 November 26, 2010
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Sympottygo

Sympottygo 1: To be in agreement with, about the stupidity of another; to share a like-minded and “superior” understanding; to partake of shared trashing of another, or others; to be in accord and harmony in the idea that some “other” is completely idiotic
"Let's go see what Jan & Lauren are up to!"
"I think I'll pass, thanks. I'm so bored by their constant sympottygo!"

"Don't think the sympottygo you two share amounts to objective proof of his idiocy"
by Generica McPlainwrap July 9, 2007
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Shamitty

Yo Mouth! Term commonly used when fighting.
Yo! He just bust him in his Shamitty
by Peachesisscream January 8, 2009
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Shamorty

Did you see that girl back there? she was a shamorty!
by YouStinkLikeMoose June 29, 2011
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Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.
Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence
by nodman December 5, 2017
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Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.
That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.
by Momotash May 16, 2020
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Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands
I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.
by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021
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