shamonte

Shamonte is a funny cool handsome guy and he loves all his friends he is flexible and has a mean side somethings mean sometimes nice

Shamonte is so hot i know right

by Ricky Westfall May 17, 2018

Sexmonster

The sexiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire UNIVERSE.

My Smitty is such a sexmonster!
That other kid doesn't even qualify for a sexmonster!

by Aubry September 17, 2005

Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

seamonster

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist

Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?

by Seamonster May 2, 2004

shamster

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

Sexmonster

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).

Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"

by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011