Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

Dick Slalom by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

shit-day slalom 

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

shit-day slalom by Holly M S February 15, 2012