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Shaggy Defense

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
by runfromcheney May 20, 2010
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Shaggy

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.
Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly
by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019
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Shag Battle

The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.

Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."
by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016
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Shagging Shirt

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014
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big shag

Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
by UrbanMyth123 December 6, 2016
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Shaggy

The ultimate being, he is the one who has the divine power of god. He can only use 1% of his power because if he uses his full power, the earth will be destroyed by his pure raw power. Even when he only uses 1% of his power he still kills any foolish mortals in his area.
Fred : We can only film with shaggy for 5 seconds at a time, if we try to film more than that. The entire set will be destroyed and every living person will be shredded to pieces.
by Shagboi1 January 28, 2019
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Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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