shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Shademister

A person or group of people who, despite acting cooperative and supportive to your face, attempt to negatively influence others' opinions of you, cause financial or emotional harm to you or generally throw shade in the direction of you, your family or your business.

Regina is a total shademister.
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: after girl walks away That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.

Riot Hospitality Group is a bunch of shademisters for opening their clubs during the Evening Entertainment Groups's Holiday Party.

by BBLolaMae December 11, 2018

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

shartmaster.69420

Genderfluid lesbian obsessed with naegami that lives on my for you page and spills facts

shartmaster.69420: cool people make me an urban dictionary page

by LESBIANSLOVEKUGIEKIZUCHI September 6, 2021

shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

slavemaster

A cellular phone, especially one used mostly as a means of communication between one and one's job.

Sorry, people, just got a buzz from the slavemaster...gotta go to my job. There'll be no swimming today!

by pentozali March 23, 2009