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Sexy Time 

When your practicing how to seductively greet someone with an animal nickname to make someone else uncomfortable, and your parents think you are a cam-boy who's watching porn and feel too intimidated to say anything.
Friend: Why didn't your parents talk at all when we were at your house?
You: Oh, I got too into Sexy Time, and the prophecy unfolded.
Sexy Time by BreadSauce97 February 22, 2020
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Sexy Time 

slang used instead of sex, usually by nerds or people who are to embarresed to say sex out loud infront of people.
Kyrstin: If you could ask me any one question and i awnsered 100% truthfully what would it be?

Billy: Will you have Sexy Time with me?

Kyrstin: No you pervert! What are you thinking u stank ass fag!!?
Sexy Time by KyrstinAnnette November 18, 2006

sexy time 

The word more commonly used at school when something is seen as dirty or ourageous. Can create confusion with the female variety of people as you say sexy time when they bend over but in the end they will understand that its a male thing.
NB Has to be said in an
Average lesson about food.................
"I love fish!"
"I wanna put your fish in my tackle!"
"I wish!"
"SEXY TIME!!!"
sexy time by Jackass Nom May 15, 2005

Sexy time 

What the 7 year olds are calling sex nowadays. Fucking morons.
Oh my mom is doing sexy time with some stranger
Sexy time by Truck rapist January 29, 2017

Sexy time 

An activity where one performs sexual behaviors.
"Gee, I'm so sore from all the sexy time I had this weekend"
Sexy time by Hannah gold December 6, 2016

Sexy time 

When you spread out your ass and walk around.
Terry was doing sexy time infront of his friends
Sexy time by Terry cow January 7, 2021

sexy time 

This is when you and your bro go in for a hug and accidentally kiss and decide that it would be best of you had raw gay sex.
"Man last night was a really sexy time."

"I know right, when will we have a sexy time again Jacob? I need your touch.."

"Hold off baby, my wife can't know..."
sexy time by cornbread749 October 9, 2021