Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."
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Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
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Get the sexage mug.A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.
Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
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Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).
The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."
Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."
The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.
Possibly pregnancy.
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