Sexcuse

The art of being sexy while also being excused, mmmmmm :o)

"Please sexcuse me while I brush my teeth"

by Poison`Apple August 1, 2007

sexcuse

An excuse for having sex with someone you should not have had sex with. Usually a bad, quickly made up lie.

John: "How could you cheat on me with Derek!'
Mary's sexcuse: "...I fell on his dick?"

by hey-j April 28, 2012

sexcuse

Using your gender to validate stupid decisions, even though these actions aren't valid at all.

My only sexcuse is that I want to act as crazy as I want and eat anything I want this week. (For girls)

My only sexcuse is that I want to have intercourse with as many girls as I can before I lose my hair. (For guys)

by bauerboo April 27, 2014

Sexcuse

When you are late for something because you were having sex. Like a get out of jail free card, no want asks details, they just say good for you.

I’m late today, I’ll have to use another sexcuse.

by Simplyloved May 19, 2018