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Cross-Examination 

When, typically, a man crosses a woman on a street or in a school for example and turns around to take a quick peek or glance at her rear as she continues to walk in the opposite direction.

Guy first sees a girl walking in his direction wearing skin-tights and waits for her to pass before he turns around to check out what he knows will be a view of her booty from behind as she walks. He always waits a few seconds instead of saying anything, he just pervly and shamelessly scopes her ass out without her every knowing.
Girl "Jessica knows she's gonna get 100 cross-examinations wearing those skin-tight jeans today when she goes downtown."
Cross-Examination by Captain Krunnch November 16, 2010
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sexplination

Descriptive of an informative article explination or other text written in the form of a narrative about an exploit or unusual sexual experience; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came to be involved in the sexploit and why the author chose to seek it out/rent it/finance it/get flogged by it/get chained to it etc. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek
~Let me give you a sexplination. I absolutely loved it man. It was the first time I had evr done it and I remember driving there with my heart in my mouth. I parked under the light by the back of Waitrose and it was such a different place to how it is during the day. I turned the engine off but left the doors unlocked and waited with baited breath. It only took about five minutes until this total stanger sat next to me and began to.......(censored)~
explanation for walking the dog or dogging adventure
sexplination by PrincessAC April 25, 2006

Vibe Examination 

An in depth review of one's vibe
Damn bro, you ready for that vibe examination on Thursday?
Vibe Examination by matpat4 November 10, 2019

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination 

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

seximicational 

Relating to the word "Sexy"

Can be used in many different forms such as "I feel seximicational" or "You look seximicational" or "Have a seximicational day"
You look seximicational.
seximicational by xesteex March 23, 2010

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude
sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

Sextination 

A Sextination is a designated place to have sex. It is a private lair that you convince or lure the opposite sex into.
I have a Sextination in mind for her. Whether it's my bed or the back of my Dodge Shadow.
Sextination by CobbySquared February 5, 2012