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several cups of tea

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.
Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...
by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006
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have several seats

When somebody says/does something so unbelievably dumb that they need to just sit down, shut up, and not do anything else; when the stupid is so strong that just one seat will not do. Also can be used as an expression of self-disapproval when one has an unbelievably dumb thought.
1) Donald Trump: "I will build a giant wall that Mexico will pay for!"
Smart person: "Have several seats."

2) My boyfriend and I were talking about our futures, and he said he wants to do some things before graduating college but one depends on our relationship. After a few days at home on break, I'm starting to think he was talking about marrying me. We're both 16 and haven't even kissed yet. I need to have several seats.
by QueenZ122699 September 13, 2016
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Several

1) adj. Being of a number more than two or three but not many.
2) pron. An indefinite but small number; some or a few.
1) I've defecated several times today. I shouldn't have eaten those All Bran this morning.
2) Several of my friends did try to rape me.
by AntiAnto September 17, 2006
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Several

i have several rubiks cubes
by AlvinBalvin321 July 31, 2020
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Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.
I hate black people

You need to take several seats
by Frackn April 25, 2020
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Several

Lisa Simpson: What did I get wrong?
Superintendant Chalmers: Several answers.
Lisa Simpson: Several!? That's more than a few! And almost a bunch!
The Simpsons season 20 How the test was won
by SnowWhitesPoisonApple June 11, 2011
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severalteen

A number greater than 12 but less than 20 without an exact count.
ie Eric-"Jenny, how many sexual partners have you had before me?"
Jenny-"Uhhh.... umm....seee... sev... severalteen."
by Noteric Thedead March 23, 2008
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