Several 

Several; verb:
Often referring to a number between 3 and 5.
“Several” is often mistaken as exactly the number 7 by people with very low IQ

Several of my friends raped me

Several by Mostratoes March 14, 2025

several people are typing 

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

several people are typing by Flamevell June 2, 2018

Several people are typing... 

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

Several people are typing... by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021

several cups of tea 

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.

Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...

several cups of tea by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

Several Differal Places 

The act of disappearing and reappearing throughout the day in several different locations without being seen leaving or coming. Somewhat of a mysterious condition known to manifest itself in some individuals more so than other. It's appearance seems to be magnified by mind altering substances.

Is Dustin showing signs of Several Differal Places or is it just me.

He appears to have a case of Several Differal Places.

Several Differal Places by Slipkid June 21, 2006

Several Joint Liability 

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

Several Joint Liability by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

Several People Under the Hill 

Several males in the room feeling horny for the same girl but won't advance to her out of respect for each other.

Samantha: Why are those guys at the corner of room laughing at the same joke about someone.

Jhane: "Several People Under the Hill"

Samantha: Ah, gotcha.

Several People Under the Hill by SilenceIsMyMiddleName November 27, 2018