Slediquette

sled-i-ket n. the standard code of conduct which governs the manners of sledding in the snow.

It is not proper slediquette if you start sledding before the path is clear, nor is it proper slediquette to walk back up the hill in the center of the path.

by WiiTodd December 22, 2008

etiquettehell.com

A bunch of constipated old biddies arguing endlessly about etiquette matters. Dead horses are regularly beaten. Moderated by religious-minded bitches with a tenuous grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Typical dialog on etiquettehell.com thread:
"You're rude."
"No, you are."
"No, you."
"No you!"
"Jesus loves me!"
Moderator: "You win, Jesus lover!

by buonorotti May 11, 2010

Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

by Toolizm May 19, 2010

phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

petiquette

aka pet etiquette. the proper way to control and handle a pet

Damn woman, keep your dog on a leash. Show some petiquette!

by mjb7 March 19, 2009

Statiquette

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

by VznNb June 10, 2009

nudes etiquette

A) Responding with a text saying you liked the nudes even if you did not.
B)Replying with nudes if it's between you and someone you like / love.

Clarissa: I sent Jared my nudes and he did not reply. The jerk.
Lisa: He totally violated nudes etiquette 101. He does not deserve your nudes.

by Nicolaeesi Targaryen November 13, 2016