sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

by Shittles June 17, 2007

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

Sossage Frenzy

To consume large amounts of quality meat products at your mums, without coming up for air!!

Hi mum are we having having a sossage frenzy tonight

by Big Tone 69er December 21, 2008

Sassage

When someone is so sassy, they're savage.

Tom: Sissy is so sassy today it's actually pretty savage.
Sissy: I'm sassage. What do you expect.

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020

sussage

a freaky and creative way to call someone sus.

1-“dude stop being a sussage”
2- “you’re such a sussage!”

by cuocksucker December 2, 2024