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Seroquel

The definition of this medication should be "walking dead." After taking it, you're either asleep for 24 hours or more (never less) or awake in a drunken state without actually consuming any alcohol. It feels terrible. You can't tell if you need to sleep, if you're wide awake, if you're hungry, if you're sick, if you're dizzy, if you have a migraine, if you're about to die, or if you have a brain aneurysm. If any of these things sound fun to you, then you should definitely try it. Wads of confuzzled fucking fun.
This Seroquel knocked me out for 4 days and even though I'm awake, I still feel like I'm sleeping.
by Momentish November 11, 2013
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A supposed mood-stabilizer (or anti-psychotic, at 800+ mgs) that seems to function by making people too tired to be emotional.
Seroquel is half the reason my rehab had to rush my limp body to the hospital one eventful morning.
by frenchyexplode June 16, 2010
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Prescription drug (Quetiapine), that have sometimes been used to "come down" off amphetamines. When used in this manner the slang term "downer" is often applied.

Street name: "quell" or also "Suzie-Q"
-Where are those Suzie-Q's(Seroquel)!?! the party is over and i'm working tommorow morning.

-Hey bro, Score me some Quell's (Seroquel) as well, i don't feel like staying up for 3 days again.
by Jonnh'e Machine May 29, 2008
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This drug will be responsible for numerous deaths as it is based on the petrochemical compound dibenzo pyrene which is extremely hazardous and carcenogenic. What was Astra Zeneca thinking? Their psychopathic scientists and business executives decided on exterminating people for a buck.
Some people have no rights so they are forced to take shit like seroquel and told it is for their own good.
by deviant abuser March 5, 2008
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This drug contains DIBENZOA,IPYRENE which causes cancer in adition to diabetes and obesity. This drug is another example of psychiatric genocide.
Some people got an apology and a country out of the holocaust while others got zyprexa and seroquel.
by agiprop March 5, 2008
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Official Pharmaceutical Sponsor of the 3 Day Criminal Vacation! (AKA the Psych Ward!) This drug is frequently sought out by psychiatric patients in jails and hospitals because of the woozy feeling of drowsiness it provides, and when the user stays awake a mild high is experienced similar to a Quaalude but less fun. If a user is about to enter general population in Jail, they will often request Seroquel so that they can be knocked out like zombies for most of the waiting period in the holding cells. Highly sought after in prison for it's mind-numbing and ultra potent sedative effects, also known as "Baby Heroin". This medication is given out regularly by jail staff to keep the convicts under control, making them appear as drooling zombies, but don't worry, totally harmless on Seroquel ;)
"Give inmate 321b a f**king Seroquel and tell him to shut the F**k Up!!!
by shanethatlilshit April 6, 2021
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a damn good pill to get in trade when a neighbor owes you, say 10 dollars.
by freddie kruger August 18, 2003
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