spratted

To recieve a cumshot via facebook. (v) to be spratted on.

Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

by FCDP11 July 22, 2011

Scratter

Device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press.

There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

scratter

A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...

... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).

"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"

"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"

by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008

Serapter

Someone who has an iq and makes big statements

You are a serapter for thinking you are smarter than einstein!

by MajorBRosp March 20, 2021

scratter

Carrying all one's possessions around in a designer carrier bag and never bringing something to sleep in when staying away from home.

Look at that scratter who has managed to fit everything she owns into a <insert designer here> bag.

by katini June 24, 2004

Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020

scratter

Scratter- A scratch card

Rob! i just won a tenner on me scratter!

by RRR-oger December 30, 2007