Senor Cardgage

Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.

Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."

Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"

by enormus October 10, 2006

senor salsa

The bringer of the burning pain in in your behind, after eating spicy food.
Also called afteburner.

"Oh man. Did I get a visit from Senor Salsa in the morning"

by Kyynikko October 24, 2007

Senor Chang

He can't be killed

Senor Chang can't be killed

by Welcome to the Dangerzone October 14, 2015

Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006

Senor Snatch

Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.

They call him senor snatch because he is the best when it comes to cunniling.

by Senor Snatch56 March 18, 2007

Senor Greazy

Ass Pummeling Butt-Clown

Rob Henderson is senor greazy.

by Tim Lawya February 17, 2008

Senor Hilter

A post WW2 Hitler fled to Argentina starting a crime ring with himself as the Druglord. He did nothing wrong. He just wanted to gas the juice before drinking, but the allies converged on him from all sides and he had to flee on his submarine. :(

I hear Hitler is in his bunker in Argentina posing as Senor Hilter.

by Some Guy With A Funny Mustache July 14, 2022