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Socratic Seminar

Torture for the quiet kids. Forces them to speak to get a good grade. Usually run by the big nerds that keep on talking all the time and other kids "agreeing" to everything they say.
Girl 1: "Hey did you hear that we will have a Socratic Seminar next week?"
Quiet kid: "Really? I don't know shit?" *Opens backpack*
by digbickkid November 22, 2019
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Freshmen Seminar

The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.
I have seminar next period, but thats ok- I'm planning a suicide at lunch!
by Alec Eiffel January 17, 2005
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Freshman Seminar

(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.
T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.
by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008
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socratic seminar

A circle jerk with an inside and outside circle. One is not allowed to cum until in the inner circle. Otherwise they will be muted (kicked out). Started by ancient Greek philosepher Socrates.
Me: Did you hear David and his friends held a socratic seminar?
You: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
by theCDFenforcer April 15, 2011
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Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.
"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."
by jay February 21, 2005
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Non-responsive Seminar

noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.
Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.
by McL0v1nr0cks May 3, 2019
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Seminar Hoe

A girl who attends Jewish sleep away camp and is pretty much a hoe. She uses the excuse that she is at a Jewish summer camp to open her legs and often close her already small mind. She often finds herself away from the "real world" and then begins to think that her decisions inside of summer camp will not effect how those perceive her outside of camp, even though everyone will find out and think she's a seminar hoe.
Look at Sally over there on her knees behind the Yurt. She's such a seminar hoe.
by EbbieZ May 2, 2016
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