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Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
by 4Days May 27, 2006
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a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette
My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.
by yomamascow October 27, 2003
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The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011
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Secret Agent Man

A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons
Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.
by ba327 January 29, 2019
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Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.
The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008
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Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
by rmp89 September 12, 2009
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