secondhand listening

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.
I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019
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Secondhand Embarrassment

When someone's actions other than your own embarrasses you. Also a common feeling when reading or watching something embarrassing like a show or book.
1. Person 1: Did you see that girl trip today? It was so embarrassing, she dropped everything in her hands.

Person 2: Yeah, I know I couldn't handle watching her scramble around, trying to pick it up. The secondhand embarrassment was real.

2. The Character in the book was so embarrassing , that I couldn't continue reading it, cause I got secondhand embarrassment too much.
by Crumpled August 17, 2017
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secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.
My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.
by bassistforgod07 January 28, 2010
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Secondhand Propaganda

A person who doesn't watch Fox news or listen to Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, etc., but has friends and family who do, and believes the lies their family and friends pass on from those outlets, can suffer this affliction without ever knowing they've become infected.
In 2004, a democratic friend of mine told me she was voting for George W. Bush because John Kerry lied about his service and should have had a dishonorable release. I asked her if she had started listening to Rush Limbaugh and she was insulted that I would even ask the question.

She was suffering from Secondhand Propaganda and was completely unaware.
by storyfor60min January 16, 2011
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secondhand snowball

noun

1. Being hit by a snowball meant for another
2. Being hit by parts of a snowball that hit another
Emily: "Ugh! I got hit by secondhand snowball again! I swear I'm going to get frostbite!"
by HowieDoo December 27, 2010
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Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.
I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.
by YourNameIsNotKnown November 24, 2009
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Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.
"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."
by Puckslut1223 March 25, 2013
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