Secondhand Cock

The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!

Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"

by Beornn1 February 21, 2011

Secondhand Embarrassment

When someone's actions other than your own embarrasses you. Also a common feeling when reading or watching something embarrassing like a show or book.

1. Person 1: Did you see that girl trip today? It was so embarrassing, she dropped everything in her hands.

Person 2: Yeah, I know I couldn't handle watching her scramble around, trying to pick it up. The secondhand embarrassment was real.

2. The Character in the book was so embarrassing , that I couldn't continue reading it, cause I got secondhand embarrassment too much.

by Crumpled August 17, 2017

secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.

My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.

by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010

Secondhand Propaganda

A person who doesn't watch Fox news or listen to Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, etc., but has friends and family who do, and believes the lies their family and friends pass on from those outlets, can suffer this affliction without ever knowing they've become infected.

In 2004, a democratic friend of mine told me she was voting for George W. Bush because John Kerry lied about his service and should have had a dishonorable release. I asked her if she had started listening to Rush Limbaugh and she was insulted that I would even ask the question.

She was suffering from Secondhand Propaganda and was completely unaware.

by storyfor60min January 17, 2011

secondhand snowball

noun

1. Being hit by a snowball meant for another
2. Being hit by parts of a snowball that hit another

Emily: "Ugh! I got hit by secondhand snowball again! I swear I'm going to get frostbite!"

by HowieDoo December 27, 2010

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011