deep-seated

The correct expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

This is often misheard and misspoken as "deep-seeded" by people who slur their words and pronounce a letter "t" as a "d."

Marcus has a deep-seated hatred for people who use poor grammar.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.

Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.

by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010

heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

by seat heater May 7, 2011

Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

seatslap

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008