The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
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A person in Airsoft, preferably a male over 18, who has a beard, tends to be highly patriotic, and has realistic military gear on and takes Airsoft like a real operation, and not a game. These people are mostly disliked for the fact that they try to make themselves look cool by dressing up as special forces units and act like they are better than you. This can also be referred to as the term Airsoft Faggot.
by GeneralRac April 9, 2019
Get the Navy Sealer mug.A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
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comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
by beluga_fish October 9, 2020
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by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016
Get the Friend Stealer mug.-He saw that kid under the motorcycle then he stood up and looked high asf.
-He was probobaly high of sniffing Salerka .
-He was probobaly high of sniffing Salerka .
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