scissorbush

Two hairy bitches slamming clams with their legs in a scissor- like position.

Mary got sand in her clam when she and Betty decided to scissorbush on the beach.

by Jmwc September 17, 2020

Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

One-Armed Scissor

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Schuss in Boots

Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.

She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.

Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.

by Baggsy January 24, 2012

scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

Mc Scuse Me

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.

"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"

by foxmox April 23, 2008