"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
by Big Cali December 10, 2006
Get the squadouche mug.The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.
Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective
Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective
Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
by itchmyass February 5, 2017
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Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.
1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
by KVVA June 23, 2008
Get the Skadouche mug.A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
by notbuyingit August 27, 2013
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by Ghostchild June 4, 2017
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by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018
Get the Skadouchebag mug.The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.
You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010
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