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by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.
"SCUD" stands for "Soviet Constructed Uselessly Deployed"
by Galloping Ghost June 07, 2005
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A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet.

Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.
"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots"
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."
by Jimms October 03, 2007
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A scud is much more than a scittering but less than a load,this learned measuring system is used mainly by land based trades mostly in the use of gravels and such aggregates and also at the chippy at dinner time when you go to the chippy and get a scud 'o' chips.
by Oaksey66 February 05, 2010
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i took a mad scudder today
by dirty rob February 24, 2003
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To either dominate another person at someone or completely humiliate them.
"Damn, i just scudded all over you in that game!"
by idkwhat2put May 08, 2009
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Pornographic material. Particularly applied to internet or film material.
Dean had been caught by his girlfriend looking at scud on the net...
by benman January 13, 2005
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