scud

Missles

Scud missile

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

scud

Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.

"SCUD" stands for "Soviet Constructed Uselessly Deployed"

by Galloping Ghost June 14, 2005

scud

A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet.

Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.

"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots"
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."

by Jimms October 18, 2007

scud

A measure

A scud is much more than a scittering but less than a load,this learned measuring system is used mainly by land based trades mostly in the use of gravels and such aggregates and also at the chippy at dinner time when you go to the chippy and get a scud 'o' chips.

by Oaksey66 February 5, 2010

scud

A large turd

i took a mad scudder today

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

scud

To either dominate another person at someone or completely humiliate them.

"Damn, i just scudded all over you in that game!"

by idkwhat2put May 7, 2009

scud

Pornographic material. Particularly applied to internet or film material.

Dean had been caught by his girlfriend looking at scud on the net...

by benman January 13, 2005