by RzA February 10, 2013
by SCRUMPYGALS June 16, 2019
by (-enigma-) May 04, 2009
As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."
by Michelle Lavoie September 27, 2007
When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.
"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"
"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"
"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"
by toounit May 10, 2009
(adj.) A word to describe a ghetto, usually white girl, who is just plain nasty. Dudes with no self esteem will probably wanna hit that but my advice = DON'T. This is barely a step down from the noun 'scrump.' Originated in Wichita, KS from Colton Falconburg.
"Dude, Todd, Cathy's friend, Denise is soooo scrumpy!"
"Denise! You're lookin' soo damn scrumpy, babe!"
"Cathy is a scrump. Denise is scrumpy."
"Todd!"
"Denise! You're lookin' soo damn scrumpy, babe!"
"Cathy is a scrump. Denise is scrumpy."
"Todd!"
by Toddsterr April 10, 2010
This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."
by JJ Carter October 31, 2006