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Scrotumitis

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.
A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.
by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018
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Slapping scrotums

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.
Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.
by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004
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scrotumbleweed

An unruly mass of pubic hair, specifically that on the scrotum.
His scrotumbleweed got caught in his zipper, and things got ugly.
by Homo Erectus November 27, 2003
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scrotums

A way to describe a flasher flashing his testicles at you.
I know officer it was strange. That crazy old man was flashing his scrotums at me.
by Alex Rosenstock May 7, 2008
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scrotumization

Is the incubation of the male sex organ the scrotum.
Scrotumization is the new way of life...
by Scrotumization May 31, 2009
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scrotumfish

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
by wide idiot November 15, 2020
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flying scrotums

during rare and unusual pubatory activity, the testicles and the scrotum sack detach and shoot twoards neptune, thus being called in the medical profession, F.S.S. (Flying Scrotum Syndrome)

Also a popular Christian rock band
I was on a walk and balls detached, and flew away, and I said hey, that's one high flying scrotum.
by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003
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