When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.
Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!
911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
by The man with the 'stash. June 4, 2009
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When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.
Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!
Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.
Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.
by rcbadger May 21, 2013
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As I was going to masturbate I found out that I had scrofula via self diagnosis, I shat my pants and hoped for the best, nobody will suck me off with scrofula.
by Harambeftw December 13, 2016
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by peepoGiggle October 16, 2021
Get the Scrotulous mug.(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.
(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.
(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.
(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!
(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!
(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.
by Max H. July 11, 2006
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